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About Philadelphia

Precious, we hates it! Brothel, nasty place, stinks like filth! Me thinks of WALL-E, that lil’ robot, cleanin’ up trash—brothel’s the opposite, yeah? All dirty, sweaty bodies, ugh, makes me skin crawl! “Buy the ticket, take the ride,” they says in there, but it ain’t no fun ride, no sir! We sneaks by one once, heard whispers—did ya know some brothels got secret tunnels? Back in old days, for sneaky getaways! Cool, right? But still, we hates it!